talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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