have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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