my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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