just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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