Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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