bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
