You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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