Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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