Say something about gay babies.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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