thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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