The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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