Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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