So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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