i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
