we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
