I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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