i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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