Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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