I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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