Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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