: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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