they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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