let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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