If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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