I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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