we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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