you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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