There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She's the barista slut.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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