She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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