i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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