We're facebook friends in real life
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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