ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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