im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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