After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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