David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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