Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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