If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she looked like the before picture.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize
