Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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