Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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