doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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