Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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