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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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