in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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