Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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