I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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