Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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