Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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