IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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