Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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