Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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