The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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