I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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