Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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