it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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