Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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